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    Post  candzy_angel on Wed Oct 29, 2008 8:53 am

    When he got home, a husband, he embraced his wife and lifted her. Surprised, she asked why? He said; the priest told us at Mass to embrace and lift up our cross.
    The next day, it was wifes turn to surprise him, Honey, you are going to our church with me today. When asked why?! She said the priest told us to bring any useless thing in the house for donation to the typhoon victims, and I think about you.


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    Post  Lord_Arjay on Wed Oct 29, 2008 11:27 am

    sUzEttE wrote:
    Lord_Arjay wrote:can you pronounce good english?

    read the following aloud:


    Wolf
    Woof
    warp




    Roof
    Ruff
    Raft




    Work
    Wart
    Worth
    whartf
    worf





    Test Results:



    Good Dog!

    Very Good in Barking...

    hahahaha... toinks lol! toinks

    Sa ma-ilad lang po... hahahaha... Hilak-1

    Father Dog teaches his puppies...

    kaya...
    thanks for the lesson father DOG... toinks

    @Suzette... igna lang gud na na-ilad ka... hahahahaha.... toinks toinks Atik lang... Sad


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    Post  sUzEttE on Sat Nov 01, 2008 6:42 am

    @ lord...
    hai ilad?? author sa joke mailad?...wahahahaha...tik lang pod... ngisi


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    Post  Lord_Arjay on Sat Nov 01, 2008 11:14 am

    sUzEttE wrote:@ lord...
    hai ilad?? author sa joke mailad?...wahahahaha...tik lang pod... ngisi

    Toinks... ngisi Igna lang gud Bunsong Suzette na nailad ka... ngisi ngisi

    Peace Bunsong Suzette... ciao


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    Post  candzy_angel on Mon Nov 03, 2008 6:30 pm

    Joke Questions:
    * Ano ba ang mangyayari kapag inabutan ka ng SIYAM-SIYAM?
    * Gaano kabilis ang MABILIS PA SA ALAS KUWATRO?
    * Ano ba ang ginagamit na panulat kapag sinabihan kang ILISTA MO SA TUBIG?
    * Totoo bang MATAGAL MAMATAY ANG ISANG DAMO? Di ba, isang bunutan lang yun?
    * Di ba, maipapakain pa sa kambing ang damo KAHIT PATAY NA ANG KABAYO?
    * Bakit kailangan pag mamaluktot kapag MAIKSI ANG KUMOT? Pwede namang patayin ang aircon, di ba?
    * Gaano ba kasakit ang abutan ka ng PAGKAGAT NG DILIM?
    * Gaano kabigat ang dugo at walang MAS MATIMBANG pa rito?
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    Post  bLiNDmUstBe on Mon Nov 03, 2008 9:57 pm

    "CLEMENCY"
    what is clemency?


    CLEMENCY is
    something..


    ..you make lagay
    lagay to your PANCIT,
    you know the
    maasim one.


    dats da CLEMENCY!!



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    Post  Dutty_r0cK on Tue Nov 11, 2008 1:27 am

    Girl 1: Bat ayaw mo kumuha ng Sex Education Subject?

    Girl 2: i dont take the Sex Education Subject becoz i know the final exam
    would be ORAL
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    Post  Lord_Arjay on Tue Nov 11, 2008 2:00 pm

    bLiNDmUstBe wrote:"CLEMENCY"
    what is clemency?


    CLEMENCY is
    something..


    ..you make lagay
    lagay to your PANCIT,
    you know the
    maasim one.


    dats da CLEMENCY!!



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    Hahahahaha... mao ron... hahahahaha... Hilak-1 Hilak-1


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    Post  YaNa~ on Tue Nov 11, 2008 9:31 pm

    Angelina: Yaya nakakita ka na ba nang elepanteng nagtatago sa highway?!

    Yaya: di pa, kaw? nakakita ka na ba?

    Angelina: Nagtatago nga eh! you're so tanga talga yaya... You're such a loser! I hate you!

    Ngisi lng gud...
    lol! ngisi
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    Post  Lord_Arjay on Wed Nov 12, 2008 8:44 am

    YaNa~ wrote:Angelina: Yaya nakakita ka na ba nang elepanteng nagtatago sa highway?!

    Yaya: di pa, kaw? nakakita ka na ba?

    Angelina: Nagtatago nga eh! you're so tanga talga yaya... You're such a loser! I hate you!

    Ngisi lng gud...
    lol! ngisi

    Whatever... hahahaha... LOLS toinks


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    Post  joyce on Wed Nov 12, 2008 4:30 pm

    kalingaw man diay ninyo magjoke oi...

    ngisi ngisi ngisi

    ngisi ngisi ngisi
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    Post  YaNa~ on Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:00 am

    @ arjay: whatever too! lol!

    lingaw mo lng... cge n lng... haha toinks!
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    Post  Lord_Arjay on Wed Nov 19, 2008 1:35 pm

    International Competition

    international competition para sa pinaka nakaka yuckie!!
    contestants from u.s.a, japan and syempre pa, philippines.

    lumabas pambato ng u.s.a. naka headband na mukhang rapper. nang tinanggal ang head band, pulos nana at sugat, with matching uod pa. ( sukang suka ang mga audiences )

    sumunod ang pambato ng japan. naka long sleeves na ala-rakista. tinanggal ang long sleeves, pulos nana ang buong katawan. tumutulo pa at ang baho. ( halos himatayin lahat ng mga audience )

    last but not d least, rumampa c mr. philippines. clean and neat at umiinom pa ng softdrinks. ni galos at pasa wala!!!

    audience: booo... booo...

    maya maya tinawag ni mr philippines si mr. u.s.a. biglang tinusok ng straw and ulo ni mr. usa na puno ng nana at sabay higop, at sabi...

    "delicious.... hmmmm..."

    Winner: Mr Philippines...


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    Post  YaNa~ on Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:57 pm

    Lord_Arjay wrote:International Competition

    international competition para sa pinaka nakaka yuckie!!
    contestants from u.s.a, japan and syempre pa, philippines.

    lumabas pambato ng u.s.a. naka headband na mukhang rapper. nang tinanggal ang head band, pulos nana at sugat, with matching uod pa. ( sukang suka ang mga audiences )

    sumunod ang pambato ng japan. naka long sleeves na ala-rakista. tinanggal ang long sleeves, pulos nana ang buong katawan. tumutulo pa at ang baho. ( halos himatayin lahat ng mga audience )

    last but not d least, rumampa c mr. philippines. clean and neat at umiinom pa ng softdrinks. ni galos at pasa wala!!!

    audience: booo... booo...

    maya maya tinawag ni mr philippines si mr. u.s.a. biglang tinusok ng straw and ulo ni mr. usa na puno ng nana at sabay higop, at sabi...

    "delicious.... hmmmm..."

    Winner: Mr Philippines...


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    Ewww! hehehe

    Another one...

    First day ni Juan sa office pagka-abogado...

    Secretary: Sir, naay tao gusto musulod sa ofis ba!

    ...gikuha dayon ni Juan ang telephone, storya2x, pabilib nga busy xa... nihulat lng pud ang bisita, naminaw ni Juan...

    Pagkahuman...

    Juan: Unsay akong ika-alagad?!

    Bisita: Wala man Sir! tauran lng unta nko ug linya ang telepono...


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    Post  Lord_Arjay on Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:57 am

    New set of Jokes:


    Bobo: pare hulaan mo ugali ko, nagsisimula ng letter A
    Pare: approachable?
    Bobo: mali
    Pare: amiable
    Bobo: mali pa rin
    Pare: o sige, sirit na nga
    Bobo: Anest

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    Bush: What are the pollutants in your country?
    Jingoy: We have lots of pollutants.. ..we have sisig, kilawin, chicharon, mani
    Erap: Anak, may nakalimutan ka, Boy Bawang (cornik).

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    Tindero: Hoy, bili ka gatas ng baka. P10 piso lang isang baso
    Manong: Ang mahal naman, may tig piso lang ba nyan?
    Tindero: Meron po, pero kayo na po ang dumede sa baka.

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    Pasyente: Dok, bakit po ganito ang operasyon sa ulo ko? Halos kita na utak ko
    Doctor: Ok lang yan, yan ang tinatawag na open minded.

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    Beauty contest
    Emcee: What's the big problem facing the country today?
    Contestant: Drugs
    Emcee: Very good, why do you say that?
    Contestant: Ang mahal kasi eh!

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    Amo: Bakit ka umiiyak?
    Katulong: Sabi po ni dok tatanggalan po ako ng butlig
    Amo: Butlig lang iiyak ka na...
    Katulong: Kasi ok lang kung right lig or left lig lang poâ'¦.. pero bakit naman butligs pa.....

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    Doc: For your health take only a cup of rice, lean meat and a saucer of kangkong.
    Fruits for dessert and lots of juice....
    Fat guy: Doc, shall I take them before or after meals?

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    Kodigo
    Nahuling may kodigo ang estudyante.. .
    Guro: Ano 'to?
    Estudyante: Prayer ko po, ma'am!
    Guro: At bakit answers ang nakasulat?
    Estudyante: Naku! Sinagot na ang prayers ko!

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    Usapan ng dalawang mayabang...
    Tomas: Ang galing ng aso ko! Tuwing umaga, dala niya ang dyaryo sa akin.
    Diego: Alam ko.
    Tomas: Ha? Paano mo nalaman?
    Diego: Ikinukuwento sa akin ng aso ko.

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    Josh: Kumusta ang assignment?
    Ricardo: Masama. Wala akong nasagutan. Blank paper ang ipinasa ko.
    Josh: Naku, ako rin! Paano 'yan? Baka isipin nila, nagkopyahan tayo?!

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    Toto: Pangarap ko, kumita ng P250,000 monthly gaya ni daddy!
    Juvy: Wow! Ganyan kalaki ang kinikita ng daddy mo?
    Toto: Hindi! 'Yan din ang pangarap niya!

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    Dok: May taning na ang buhay mo.
    Juan: Wala na bang pag-asa? Ano po ba ang dapat kong gawin?
    Dok: Mag-asawa ka na lang ng pangit at bungangera.
    Juan: Bakit, gagaling po ba ako ru'n?
    Dok: Hindi, pero mas gugustuhin mo pang mamatay kesa mabuhay!

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    Lito: Pare, ano ba ang kaibahan ng H2O sa CO2?
    Joseph: Kamusta naman! Di mo ba alam 'yun?!
    Ang H2O ay water! At ang CO2... cold water.

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    Gustong malaman ng magkaibigan kung may basketbolan sa langit.
    Nagkasundo sila na kung sino ang unang mamatay ay babalik upang
    sabihin kung may basketbol sa langit.
    Naunang namatay si Dado.
    Isang gabi, may narinig na boses si Rodel na parang kay Dado.
    "Ikaw ba 'yan, Dado?" usisa ni Rodel.
    "Oo naman!" tugon ni Dado.
    "Parang hindi totoo!" bulalas ni Rodel."O, ano, meron bang basketbol sa
    langit?"
    Sagot ni Dado, "May maganda at masama akong
    balita sa 'yo. Ang maganda, may basketbol doon. Ang masama...
    kasali ka sa makakalaban namin bukas!" (ngek!)

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    Usapan ng dalawang bata...
    Junjun: Magaling ang tatay ko! Alam mo, 'yang Pacific Ocean , siya ang humukay nun!
    Pedrito: Wala 'yan sa tatay ko! Alam mo, yung Dead Sea ?
    Junjun: Oo...
    Pedrito: Siya ang pumatay nun!

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    Post  sUzEttE on Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:28 pm

    daghan jud nig kabuang c Arjay... 6

    kini murag joke...murag lng ha...

    A NEW HUSBAND STORE FOR WOMEN...

    "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to leave the building!" So, a woman goes to the New Husband Store to find a husband.
    Floor 1 - These men have job

    Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
    Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
    "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
    She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

    Floor 4! - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with housework.
    "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
    Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 -These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor.
    The sign reads:

    Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.




    New Wives Store


    The first floor has wives that love sex.
    The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
    The third through sixth floors have never been visited.


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    Post  YaNa~ on Tue Nov 25, 2008 10:34 pm

    Kani...

    Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so St. Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what's your story?"

    The first man replies: "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her red-handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal where this other guy could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing, 25 floors above ground! By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him and kicking him, but wouldn't you know it, he wouldn't fall off. So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and starting hammering on his fingers. Of course, he couldn't stand that for long, so he let go and fell-but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I ran into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge, and threw it over the edge where it landed on him, killing him instantly. But all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balchoy."

    "That sounds like a pretty bad day to me," said Peter, and let the man in.

    The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being full, and again asks for his story.

    "It's been a very strange day. You see, I live on the 26th floor of my apartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my balcony. Well, this morning I must have slipped or something, because I fell over the edge. But I got lucky, and caught the railing of the balcony on the floor below me. I knew I couldn't hang on for very long, when suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony. I thought for sure I was saved, when he started beating on me and kicking me. I held on the best I could until he ran into the apartment and grabbed a hammer and started pounding on my hands. Finally I just let go, but again I got lucky and fell into the bushes below, stunned but all right. Just when I was thinking I was going to be okay, this refrigerator comes falling out of the sky and crushes me instantly, and now I'm here."

    Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty horrible death.

    The third man came to the front of the line, and St. Peter asked for his story.

    "Picture this," says the third man, "I'm hiding naked inside a refrigerator..."
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    Post  Nessan on Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:42 pm

    Big Girls Dont Cry


    May bakla na umamin sa pamilya na bakla siya. At pag maypipanood siyang teleserye at namamatay ang lead na crush niya siya ay naiyak

    Habang nanonood ng katapusan ng isang palabas at namatay ang crush niya hindi siya umiyak . Kasama niya tatay niya
    Tatay: WOW anak lalaking lalaki na a
    Bakal: Siyempre tay alam mo sabi ni Fergie Big Girls Dont Cry



    Katawa nalang gud mo! lol! lol! lol!


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    Post  YaNa~ on Sun Dec 14, 2008 5:24 pm

    FireFox wrote:Big Girls Dont Cry


    May bakla na umamin sa pamilya na bakla siya. At pag maypipanood siyang teleserye at namamatay ang lead na crush niya siya ay naiyak

    Habang nanonood ng katapusan ng isang palabas at namatay ang crush niya hindi siya umiyak . Kasama niya tatay niya
    Tatay: WOW anak lalaking lalaki na a
    Bakal: Siyempre tay alam mo sabi ni Fergie Big Girls Dont Cry



    Katawa nalang gud mo! lol! lol! lol!

    Haha katawa n lng ko... LOL lol!
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    Post  sUzEttE on Mon Dec 15, 2008 6:37 pm

    sAAn anG dAAn?

    naabutan c ARJAY ng isa mayamang may sasakyan sa isang kanto...
    ANGEL: Excuse me ho, itatanog ko lng sana kung alam nyo po ang papuntang Sr. Diego st?


    nag-isip nagmalalim c arjay sabay turo ng mga daliri sa daan na waring alam nito kung saan tsaka sinabing...

    ARJAY: ummm...pag dito ka sa...tapos sa....ummm...paxenxa na di ko alam eh...
    ANGEL: (ngumiti) okey lng ho sa iba nlng ako matatanong...salamat po!


    nakaalis na ang sasakyan ng ilang metro ang layo nang naabutan ni FIREFOX c ARJAY sa kanto at tinanong ito kung alam nya ang daan...

    kinawayan ni ARJAY ang sasakyan upang bumalik...bumalik nga ito...

    ANGEL: saan ho raw ang daan?
    ARJAY: sabi ng kaibigan ko di nya rin raw alam ang daan.



    ngisi lng okey na...hehehe


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    Post  Lord_Arjay on Mon Dec 15, 2008 7:00 pm

    sUzEttE wrote:sAAn anG dAAn?

    naabutan c ARJAY ng isa mayamang may sasakyan sa isang kanto...
    ANGEL: Excuse me ho, itatanog ko lng sana kung alam nyo po ang papuntang Sr. Diego st?


    nag-isip nagmalalim c arjay sabay turo ng mga daliri sa daan na waring alam nito kung saan tsaka sinabing...

    ARJAY: ummm...pag dito ka sa...tapos sa....ummm...paxenxa na di ko alam eh...
    ANGEL: (ngumiti) okey lng ho sa iba nlng ako matatanong...salamat po!


    nakaalis na ang sasakyan ng ilang metro ang layo nang naabutan ni FIREFOX c ARJAY sa kanto at tinanong ito kung alam nya ang daan...

    kinawayan ni ARJAY ang sasakyan upang bumalik...bumalik nga ito...

    ANGEL: saan ho raw ang daan?
    ARJAY: sabi ng kaibigan ko di nya rin raw alam ang daan.



    ngisi lng okey na...hehehe

    Korny... hahahah.. palakpakan na lang for consolation prize award... hahahaha

    9 6 pasang-awa... hahahaha...


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    Post  sUzEttE on Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:24 am

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    Korny... hahahah.. palakpakan na lang for consolation prize award... hahahaha

    9 6 pasang-awa... hahahaha...

    ouchhhhhh...kaaaaa bad cheetah...
    atleast i gave importance to the existence of the topic... che

    effort2 lng man jud ang magpost...nagsalig kai hawod magjoke..tsk! tsk! tsk!


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    Post  _teNshiko_ on Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:33 am

    [b]hari: juan pag dala ug isa ka klase nga prutas na pulo ka piraso...human isulod tanan s imung lubot,inig mausab imung nawong inig sulod s prutas s imung lubot,putlan kag tka ug ulo...

    juan: (nag dala ug napulo ka santol...unang santol,gisulod sa iyang lubot....pag sulod niutong,nahiwi ang nawong....... patay)


    hari: ikw pedro dalhi kug isa ka klase nga prutas na pulo ka piraso,isulod tanan s imung lubot..inig mausab imung nawong....patyon tka....


    pedro: (nag dala ug lumboy....unang lumboy gisulod s iyang lubot,wa na guba ang iyang nawong,ika duhang lumboy wa dyapon nausab iyang dagway hantod sa ika siyam nga lumboy nga gisulod nya s iyang lubot...ika napulo nga lumboy pag sulod s iyang lubot,nikatawa.......patay)


    (nag kita ang duha sa langit)


    juan: pedro buanga nmo oi,last nga lumboy nlng unta to,nikatawa p dyd ka!


    juan: alangan be,nakitan man nko c teban nag dala ug napulo ka durian!
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    Post  Lord_Arjay on Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:14 pm

    sUzEttE wrote:
    Lord_Arjay wrote:
    Korny... hahahah.. palakpakan na lang for consolation prize award... hahahaha

    9 6 pasang-awa... hahahaha...

    ouchhhhhh...kaaaaa bad cheetah...
    atleast i gave importance to the existence of the topic... che

    effort2 lng man jud ang magpost...nagsalig kai hawod magjoke..tsk! tsk! tsk!


    Atik lang na suzette woi... ngisi yaga-yaga lang na ako... tuu pud diay ka... ahihihihi... enjoy posting lang gud.. char... hekhek

    lol!


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    Post  sparda on Thu Dec 18, 2008 1:50 pm

    kini ako..

    You can just see it happening...

    This is a transcript of a radio conversation between a US Naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland. I understand that there's actually a full transcript of this conversation lurking about somewhere. If anyone has is, send it to me!

    US SHIP: Please divert your course 0.5 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

    CANADIAN REPLY: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

    US SHIP: This is the Captain of the US Navy Ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

    CANADIAN REPLY: No, I say again, divert YOUR course!

    US SHIP: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS MISSOURI. WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW OR WE WILL TAKE APPROPRIATE AND DRASTIC MEASURES!!!!

    CANADIAN REPLY: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

    naa pa..


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    One winter's day, a man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly woman, whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, fainted and fell to the floor. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen: "Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Signed, Your eternally

    lastly..

    Two hobos were walking down a farm road, and passing a farmhouse, when one of them spotted two pies cooling on an open window sill.


    The first hobo says to the second, "I'm gonna go ask to see if we can get one of those pies. You wait here, okay?" The second hobo nods and waits out of sight, salivating at the thought of eating some pie.

    The first hobo knocks on the door, which is soon answered by an ugly old lady. "Ma'am, I spotted those pies on the window sill and was wondering if I could get one of them from you? I'll work for it, if need be." The old lady responded with "Follow me into the kitchen."

    Once they were both in the kitchen, the old lady said "I haven't had a man in many years, since my husband passed away. I'll give you both of those pies if you'll have sex with me right here, right now." The hobo thought about it while looking around. He spotted some ears of corn on the counter near the window and had an idea.

    "Well, if you'll just turn around and bend over across the kitchen table, I'll take care of you," said the hobo. The old lady, excited as she was, complied instantly by pulling off her clothes and doing exactly as the hobo said.

    The hobo reached behind his back, grabbed an ear of corn, shoved it in and serviced the old lady with it for at least 5 minutes. When he saw that the kernels were all soft and wet, he tossed it out the window. The old lady screamed "More, more!"

    The hobo grabbed another ear and another for the next 30 minutes. When the old lady indicated she was satisfied, she turned around and said "Okay, I promised the pies to you. Go ahead and take them. Thank you for the pleasure of your company."

    The hobo grabbed the pies and headed out the door and found his friend near the window sill. "Hey," he said, "here are the pies. Let's go eat." The other hobo looked at him and said "No thanks, I'm full. I just ate a whole bunch of hot buttered corn."

    ewwww..

    hehehehe..enjoy

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