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    Post  Jell`z on Thu Sep 27, 2007 1:06 am

    FOR MEN TIRED OF READING MALE BASHING JOKES

    How many men does it take to open a beer?
    None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

    Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a women?
    Because, a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

    Why do women have smaller feet then men?
    It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to Stand closer to the kitchen sink.

    How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
    When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me "

    If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, whom do you let in first?
    The dog of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

    What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
    A woman that won't do what she's told.

    I married Miss Right.
    I just didn't know her first name was "Always."

    I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months.
    I don't like to interrupt her.

    What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
    Divorced.

    Marriage is a 3-ring circus.
    Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering.

    Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me "What's on the TV?"
    A man inserted an advertisement in the classified: "Wife Wanted."
    The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

    The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to:
    Forget it once.

    Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't?
    Bachelors go to the refrigerator, seeing nothing they want, Then go to bed. Married guys go to the bed, seeing nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator
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    Post  Mr_PostMan™ on Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:32 pm

    JOKE DAW OH..

    Tanaw mo sa samin.. Kakita mo og mumu lol!
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    Post  sUzEttE on Fri Sep 28, 2007 7:20 pm

    i'll try one...

    Unsay essence sa TALK PEACE???

    clueless ka noh?

    TALK PEACE is very important...
    cuz...
    unsaon nimo pagTALKbrush kung waly TALKpeace...!!!
    lol! lol! lol!
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    Post  kitty_n on Sat Sep 29, 2007 7:14 pm

    nyaahaha! Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

    c suzette nki join nsad sa jokes!
    sa a2 pa,kung wlai talkpeace..talkpick nlng? Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
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    Post  sUzEttE on Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:04 am

    eto pa...


    ANAK: Tay , penge ng pera bibili ako ng "chucherya".
    TATAY: Ano ka ba naman! mahiya ka nga! hangga ngayong ba "chucherya" pa rin tawag mo! pano kung may makarinig sayo?
    ANAK: Ano po ba ang tama?
    TATAY: JUMPFooD!

    lol!
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    Post  bLiNDmUstBe on Mon May 12, 2008 10:28 pm

    "PINAKA-BUGNAW NA FREEZER"

    Tauhan : Ryanx og Darwin
    Setting : Sulod sa classroom

    Naglingkod c Ryanx sa daplin sa classroom og gi duol sya og kalit
    ni Darwin og nangutana..

    Darwin : Ryanx, kay bright man ka.. mangutana ko ha?

    Ryanx : Go on!

    Darwin : Unsa'y pinaka-bugnaw na freezer sa kalibutan?

    Ryanx : Pinka-bugnaw nga Freezer? FEFE sa babae eh.. kay wala pa
    gi sulod ang OTEN ni gahi na!

    HAHAHAHA.. Hilak-1

    *P.S* Sin-o gid sa inyu mg siling nga CORNY joke ko.. bantay lng!
    pg masakpan ko.. pa-ulanan gid sang manami nga ULAN! naglagot lol!
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    Post  Berting on Tue May 13, 2008 10:08 pm

    prosti...

    Doc: "Ano ang trabaho! mo, iha?"
    Girl: "Substitute po."
    Doc: "Di kaya prostitute ?"
    Girl: "Doc, Mommy ko ang prostitute. Kung hindi siya puwede, ako ang pumapalit!"



    katawa pud mo basin cornek kaau.. hehehehe

    lol! lol! lol! bunal bunal lol!
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    Post  Lord_Arjay on Wed May 14, 2008 9:01 am

    Berting wrote:prosti...

    Doc: "Ano ang trabaho! mo, iha?"
    Girl: "Substitute po."
    Doc: "Di kaya prostitute ?"
    Girl: "Doc, Mommy ko ang prostitute. Kung hindi siya puwede, ako ang pumapalit!"



    katawa pud mo basin cornek kaau.. hehehehe

    lol! lol! lol! bunal bunal lol!

    hahahaha... katawa na lang... hahahaha... lol!
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    Post  bLiNDmUstBe on Wed May 14, 2008 10:41 am

    yaw cge katawa.. post pud dra! Kugmo
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    Post  budjoint on Fri May 16, 2008 2:35 pm

    TATAY ug ang ANAK
    Pahong

    ANAK:Tay tay tay.. nakakita ko ug away ganina.
    TATAY:What?! Ulitaw na jud ni akong da!
    TATAY:Pero why man?
    ANAK:Alangan tay, gitawag ko nila ug bayot..
    ANAK:Gi hampas jud naku'g shoulder bag
    ang mga chuva ever
    TATAY:CHAROSS!!!
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    Post  Babyselosa on Fri May 16, 2008 5:23 pm

    PASOSYAL NA GIRL SA BUS:

    GIRL: Manong conductor can u get my luggage pls?
    Mejo bug'at mn gud xa!

    KONDUKTOR: Asa dri Miss?
    GIRL: Ahm..Kato oh! Ka2ng SAKO! loL..
    lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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    Post  Nessan™ on Sat May 17, 2008 12:01 pm

    Pasahe
    Sa Isang Jeep

    Pasahero: Mama, Magkano Po Yung Pasahe?

    Driver: 7.50 Yung Minimum

    Pasahero: (Dumukot Ito Sa Bulsa Para Kunin Yung Pera Niya, Ngunit sa Di Sinasadyang Dahilan Kulang Yung Pamasahe Niya.) Patay, Kulang Yung Pera Ko. Paano Kaya Ito? (Nag Isip Ito At Lumingon Sa Driver. Napansin Niya Na Duling Ito. Sabi Niya Sa Kanyang Sarili, Tama Duling Yung Driver Sigurado Pag Nagbigay Ako Ng 3.75 di Niya Mapapansin Na Kulang Yung Pera Ko. Kasi Doble Yung Paningin Nito. Inabot Niya Sa Driver Yung Pera.

    Ngunit Laking Gulat Niya Nung May Sinabi Yung Driver Sa Kanya.

    Driver: Kulang Ito!

    Pasahero: Anong Kulang? Di Ba Sabi Mo 7.50 Yung Minimum?

    Driver: Oo Nga 7.50 eh Dalawa Kaya Kayo.

    Patay! Akala Mo Lusot Kana ha?


    Kugmo che Sad


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    Post  Lord_Arjay on Tue May 20, 2008 10:45 pm

    bLiNDmUstBe wrote:yaw cge katawa.. post pud dra! Kugmo

    Hehehe... kani akong joke... basaha ug tarong ha para makatawa pud ka... lol!

    -- Embalmer --

    Pangkaraniwan na sa mga empleyado ang mag-uwi ng trabaho sa bahay...
    na kadalasang pinag-aawayan ng mga mag-asawa.
    Maghapon ka na ngang wala, pag-uwi mo wala ka pa ring panahon sa mga
    anak mo...
    yan ang kadalasang linya ng partner mo. Oo nga naman, dapat balanse
    lang ang buhay.. me panahon sa trabaho at me panahon sa mga mahal sa buhay.
    Yan ang dapat nating sanayin... balanseng buhay para sa masayang
    pagsasama!

    Naalala ko tuloy ang kapit-bahay ko tahimik lang sila,
    masaya, at palagi kong naririnig na nagtatawanan.
    Nguni't isang araw nagulat ako sa aking narinig....
    iyakan ng mga bata, galit na galit na nanay!

    Walanghiya ka bakit ka nag-uwi ng trabaho dito...
    pasensya na mahal, ang dami kasi ng trabaho
    baka di ko matapos, eh kailangang mai-deliver na agad ang mga ito!

    Sa loob-loob ko, minsan lang naman yata nag-uwi ng trabaho di pa
    pinagbigyan! ?

    Tuloy pa rin ang sigawan, iyakan.... lubos na akong nabahala kaya
    kinatok ko sila pare, pare.... okay lang ba kayo dyan?

    Binuksan ng babae ang pinto at galit na galit nagsumbong sa kin....
    hay naku pare, tangna tong pare mo nag-uwi ng trabaho dito sa bahay!

    Sabi ko, intindihin mo na lang mare, minsan lang naman ata mag-uwi ng
    trabaho si pare, baka talagang sobrang dami lang ng trabaho nya ngayon at me deadline
    siya.

    Galit na galit ang babae na sinagot ako...

    Tangna pare, alam mo bang "EMBALSAMADOR" ang asawa ko?
    ngisi ngisi


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    Post  Babyselosa on Wed May 28, 2008 5:55 pm

    iTs joke tYm..

    Satanas: Misuroy sa park, nakit-an sa pare..

    Pare: Pinaagi sa gahum sa Diyos pahawa..Satanas pahawa!!

    Satanas: CHAR!! Mura mag tag-iya sa Park!!

    wakekeke wa qy labot kung korniks!!

    lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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    Post  Babyselosa on Wed May 28, 2008 6:03 pm

    JOSE RIZAL..

    Adunahan ka Rizal kay ikaw naa sa PISO..

    Bulahan ka Rizal kay ikaw usa ka HERO..

    iLAdo ka Rizal kay ikaw naay MONUMENTO..

    Apan malas ka Rizal kay imong OTIN gisemento!

    lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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    Post  bLiNDmUstBe on Thu May 29, 2008 11:00 pm

    kbalo na diay ka mg OTIN˛ ha? Kugmo
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    Post  `POLLY on Sun Jun 08, 2008 6:56 pm

    tig-ktwa nlng ko.. haha!
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    Post  bLiNDmUstBe on Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:43 pm

    Duha ka Amang na mg bestfriends nag-away..

    Amang1:
    Amang2:
    Amang1:
    Amang2:
    Amang1:
    Amang2:

    Hahay.. syang kau ilang friendship noh? ilang pinagsamahan..
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    Post  Babyselosa on Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:18 pm

    bLiNDmUstBe wrote:kbalo na diay ka mg OTIN˛ ha? Kugmo

    JOKEł ra na woinks!!
    yaw cryusu`a ang tin˛.. ngisi
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    Post  Babyselosa on Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:29 pm

    isang araw, nagulat ang amo dahil bumalik ang
    naglayas na c inday..


    amo: inday, bumalik ka rin, bakit?

    inday: i care about my JOB sir!
    i care about YOU!!

    lol! ngisi lol! ngisi
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    Post  Babyselosa on Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:38 pm

    MARE1: Ka`swerte nimo mare uy kay mga gwapo
    ug gwapa imong mga anak..

    MARE2: NAh! mare, naningkamot gyud ko
    kay kung mosalig ra ko sko bana ambot lng
    UNSAY hitsura!!


    ngisi lol! ngisi lol!
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    Post  bLiNDmUstBe on Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:11 pm

    sa txt mna imung mga joke˛.. ngisi
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    Post  joyce on Sat Jun 14, 2008 10:12 am

    Babyselosa wrote:MARE1: Ka`swerte nimo mare uy kay mga gwapo
    ug gwapa imong mga anak..

    MARE2: NAh! mare, naningkamot gyud ko
    kay kung mosalig ra ko sko bana ambot lng
    UNSAY hitsura!!


    ngisi lol! ngisi lol!


    "NANINGKAMOT" ?!?!?!?!? KAMOT JUD DIAY GAMITON BUHAT ANAK!?!? jerjer

    lol! ngisi lol! ngisi

    (murag maoh nih joke!!! green joke! nyahahaha pis pis pis)
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    Post  bLiNDmUstBe on Sat Jul 05, 2008 1:05 pm

    SAMPALOK NA TINTIN!

    Junior: Tay, ngano ang tintin sa akong kalsmeyt murag sampalok?
    Tatay: Hahaha! Ngano diay nak? gamay? hehehe..
    Junior: Dili man tay, ASLUM
    !
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    Post  Babyselosa on Sat Jul 05, 2008 1:36 pm

    bLiNDmUstBe wrote:sa txt mna imung mga joke˛.. ngisi

    Peke nang imong JOKE? hmp..
    post ka gani jOke..wla mn ng`ingON
    bwal ang giKan sa tXt.. naglagot
    mo`lihis daun ka sa topic bah!
    yw pbadLong oisT! naglagot

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